160 quotes found
“Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job”
“To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it”
“Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.”
“He himself, Anthony went on to think, he himself had chosen to regard the whole process as either pointless or a practical joke. Yes, chosen. For it had been an act of the will. If it were all nons...”
“The mind, placed before any kind of difficulty, can find an ideal outlet in the absurd. Accommodation to the absurd readmits adults to the mysterious realm inhabited by children.”
“The doctrine that future happiness depends upon belief is monstrous. It is the infamy of infamies. The notion that faith in Christ is to be rewarded by an eternity of bliss, while a dependence upon...”
“I cannot here withhold the statement that optimism, where it is not merely the thoughtless talk of those who harbor nothing but words under their shallow foreheads, seems to me to be not merely an ...”
“She had been unable to stand the people at the inn. The company had disgusted her. For an instant, but that instant was now long gone, she had thought of returning to her home, to Persia. Or to Gre...”
“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.”
“Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.”
“The universe had no choice but to create intelligent life so that there would be someone else that could simply laugh at how unbelievably, ridiculously and senselessly huge the universe is and how ...”
“If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up”
“Snarling an oath from an Icelandic saga, I reclaimed my place at the head of the queue. "Oy!" yelled a punk rocker, with studs in his cranium. "There's a fackin' q”
“Are you an evolutionist? Im an absurdist, maam. But lets suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why cant we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?”
“Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?”
“I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.”
“I think my life is of great importance, but I also think it is meaningless.”
“My last girlfriend was a Showgirl - But we eventually broke up because she wouldn't Tell me anything. Now I'm dating a girl who looks exactly like my grandma, only my girl older.-James Lee Schmidt ...”
“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months”
“If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working”
