19 quotes found
“Mothers got a hard road to travel, believe me.”
“To you character is a psychosis. Integrity is a complex.”
“The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors.”
“Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.”
“Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.”
“Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking. ”
“I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much h...”
“...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'What do you mean, babe? You a fine boy with a good education.'Employers sense in me a denial of their values.' He rolled over onto his back. '...”
“It smells terrible in here.'Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find...”
“Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.”
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
“This river is famed in atrocious song and verse; the most prevalent motif is one which attempts to make of the river an ersatz father figure. Actually, the Mississippi River is a treacherous and si...”
“I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.”
“Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?”
“She ran into the bathroom and powdered her face and the front of her dress, drew a surrealistic version of a mouth beneath her nose, and dashed into her bedroom to find a coat.”
“Social Note: I have sought escape in the Prytania on more than one occasion, pulled by the attractions of some technicolored horrors, filmed abortions that were offenses against any criteria of tas...”
“Talc: You have been found guilty of misleading and perverting the young. I decree that you be hung by your underdeveloped testicles until dead. ZORRO”
“Oh, my God!" Ignatius bellowed from the front of the house. "What an egregious insult to good taste.”
“This was the sort of girl who should be attending college, not ones like that dreadful Minkoff girl, that brutal and slovenly girl who had almost been raped by one of the janitors just outside of h...”
