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“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”
“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”
“What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there."It's a girl," Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, ...”
“My job is to scream cockle-doodle-doo. Don't blame me if the sun doesn't rise.”
“Everyone, no matter what kind of job he or she has, fantasizes about freaking out at work. How many corporate drones, stuck in a boring staff meeting, have had the sudden urge to jump on top of the...”
“I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.”
“Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.”
“I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.”
“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.”
“its as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level its impossible not to lead a spiritual lifethe universe is living through you at this moment. with or without belief in god, the c...”
“A man is known by the company he keeps not by the company he works.”
“Why do I have to do the sewin'? 'Cause I'm a girl? Is that it? It ain't fair, I tell ya!”
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
“(Sadie)"I'm not judging you, Dylan. I love vampire movies. If I looked surprised it was only because it's so different from your TV work, that's all."His shoulders relaxed a notch. "Sorry. Olly giv...”
“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
“It's time we allow our youth to de tangle life with ease.”
“Fast, Cheap, Good: Pick Two.”
“If you want some advicewhich I'm sure you don'tyou guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa.""What?" he asked in mock astonishment. "Doesn't he know my hea...”
“The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.”
