32 quotes found
“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake and recall all idiots, criminals, haters, terrorists and...”
“Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.”
“Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh, no! She's up.”
“I guess its worth a shot. More than likely a wasted bullet, but Ill fire anyway.”
“If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations”
“Imogene always sitson the remote. Its probably wedged between her butt cheeks.Should I go get a crowbar?”
“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.”
“It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts.”
“His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I'd known before. Chase had studied me, reading my feelings. Tucker was only trying to see his own reflection. Disturbing on several le...”
“I grabbed a shovel and dug, and dug, and dug.Sorry not a very poetic thought, but very deep.”
“I showed him the Post-it. You see Theyre from Lily.Whos Lily?Some girl.Ooh... a girl!Boomer, were not in third grade anymore. You dont say, Ooh... a girl!What? You fucking her?Okay, Boomer, youre r...”
“You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!”
“Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?”
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”
“He done his level best.Was he a mining on the flat..He done it with a zest..Was he a leading of the choir..He done his level best.If he'd a reg'lar task to do,He never took no rest..Or if 'twas off...”
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.”
“I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.”
“Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you cant kiss people in the morning?”
“If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better keep his hands to himself.”
“There is no logic in logics except an illogical logic.”
