160 quotes found
“I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further.”
“The phrase popular science has in itself a touch of absurdity. That knowledge which is popular is not scientific.”
“If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane”
“Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable”
“In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?”
“We read the pagan sacred books with profit and delight. With myth and fable we are ever charmed, and find a pleasure in the endless repetition of the beautiful, poetic, and absurd. We find, in all ...”
“Absurdity and antiabsurdity are the two poles of creative energy.”
“No people find each other more absurd than lovers”
“No peace is possible between the novelist and the aglaste [those who do not laugh]. Never having heard God's laughter, the aglastes are convinced that the truth is obvious, that all men necessarily...”
“This is my life now. Absurd, but unpredictable. Not absurd because unpredictable but unpredictable because absurd. If I have lost the meaning of my life, I might still find small treasured things a...”
“The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be s...”
“If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, youre lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway”
“If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....”
“I've knitted myself a hat, it's plum red with an appealing lace pattern, I figured that a few air holes would be nice now that it's spring. I put it on and feel like a cranberry in the snow, and I ...”
“We can act only in our time, among the people who surround us. We shall be capable of nothing until we know whether we have the right to kill our fellow men, or the right to let them be killed. Sin...”
“An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet”
“The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1”
“The telescope destroyed the firmament, did away with the heaven of the New Testament, rendered the ascension of our Lord and the assumption of his Mother infinitely absurd, crumbled to chaos the ga...”
“To understand this new frontier, I will have to try to master one of the most difficult and counterintuitive theories ever recorded in the annals of science: quantum physics. Listen to those who ha...”
“This book (Jarod Kintz's book) is trash. I mean, I assume it is, because that's where I found it while scrounging for lunch. However, I must admit that I haven't read it. I would have, but I am hom...”
