160 quotes found
“Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.”
“My love is pizza shaped. Wont you have a slice? Its circular, so theres enough to go around.”
“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”
“What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.”
“Beauty is a whore, I like money better.”
“The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.”
“When all else fails, there's always delusion.”
“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”
“Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them”
“Applaud my idiocy.”
“To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.”
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?""What?""Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.”
“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
“It is not over. Champions extend their limits and make things happen.”
“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”
“Everything not forbidden is compulsory”
