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  • Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life

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“The only way Id ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard”
— Josh Stern
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“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing”
— Josh Stern
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“Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down”
— Josh Stern
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“Manners without sincerity, is called polite society”
— Josh Stern
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“Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs”
— Josh Stern
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“Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity”
— Josh Stern
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