160 quotes found
“Robot BoyMr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life.They were a normal, happy husband and wife.One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.Mrs. Smith would would be a momwhich would make him the dad...”
“I hate when I'm not done with my cup but my mom decides to put it in the dishwasher anyway and the cup isn't dishwasher safe. I keep telling my mom that my origami coffee mugs are hand wash ONLY. H...”
“In Newcastle, Kurt announced from the stage, I am a homosexual, I am a drug user, and I fuck pot-bellied pigs, another classic Cobainism, though only one of his three claims was true.”
“Some Christian lawyerssome eminent and stupid judgeshave said and still say, that the Ten Commandments are the foundation of all law.Nothing could be more absurd. Long before these commandments wer...”
“It takes a purely human courage to renounce the whole temporal realm in order to gain eternity, but this I do gain and in all eternity can never renounceit is a self-contradiction. But it takes a p...”
“Christians must show that misery fits the good for heaven, while happiness prepares the bad for hell; that the wicked get all their good things in this life, and the good all their evil; that in th...”
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing”
“Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down”
“Manners without sincerity, is called polite society”
“I smell blood and an era of prominent madmen.”
“The American Dream has become a death sentence of drudgery, consumerism, and fatalism: a garage sale where the best of the human spirit is bartered away for comfort, obedience and trinkets. It's un...”
“It's easy for common people to say what they think about the government. No one listens to them.”
“You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the sidewalk and earthworms are spelling your name. Or you open a peanut...”
“THE POLITICIANIf it wasn't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics. Men without ambition. Jellyfish!CATHERINEEspecially since you can't rob the people anyway.THE POLITICIANSure.....”
“The teacher took two long strides and stood beside Parkers desk. Before the boy could speak, Mr. Earl threw the desktop open. For a second, he stared into it. A white glow reflected off his face.Wh...”
“How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.”
“Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!”
“Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.”
“Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.”
“Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs”
