2,662 quotes found
“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”
“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.”
“Pure joy is rare. Thats why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”
“Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears. ''What did you do?'' I said over the noise as he backed up towards the bathroom door. ''The girl who gave you the note?''''Yes...''''I caugh...”
“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”
“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”
“I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!”
“If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.”
“I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.”
“When mice run, cats give chase.”
“A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned”
“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”
“When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?”
“If I looked like him, Tara said. Id want to have sex with myself. All the time.”
“No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.”
“No bikinis on a first date. He nods. Im sure thats a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.”
“I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.”
