1,564 quotes found
“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”
“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”
“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know h...”
“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.”
“There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such s...”
“People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.”
“I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”
“Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...”
“Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.”
“I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!”
“I'm in love with you"Finally, the girl looks at me. "What?""I don't know." I gesture to the house, the yard, the dirt surrounding us. "I'm not sure what suggested romance. Maybe it was the screamin...”
“John Brooke is acting dreadfully, and Meg likes it!”
“I focused, rather embarrassingly, on his chest which was rising and falling slowly. I left teeth marks!”
“Erica had asked me a million times. 'Madison, are you sure youre just the child minder? He pays you a lot of money for doing hardly anything.' Pushing aside the blatant insinuation that I was his w...”
“Reframing your past painful experiences and seeing them in a humorous light takes away the power and emotional charge attached to the memory of the hurtful event.”
“All I had was a dream and six million pounds.'Denholm, The IT Crowd”
“Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise.”
“Okay, babe, I'm here.”
