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“Humanity is a comic role. ”
“The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the samedupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skitsthe repetition through the ages is comedy.”
“It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.”
“Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees.”
“Just relax and breathe through your ass.”
“Otis," I said."Shhh," he said. "I'm incognito. Call me...Otis.""I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay."Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.”
“Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.”
“The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!" Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doe...”
“Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. "I have to go.""You just got here.""Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress."...”
“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriends period has become painless for me”
“As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.”
“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
“One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.”
“There are many other little refinements too, Mr. Bohlen. You'll see them all when you study the plans carefully. For example, there's a trick that nearly every writer uses, of inserting at least on...”
“Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a nympho sparkle in her eyes that says pick me, lick me, s...”
“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.”
“I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence.”
“I didn't wait for Luck. I raced after it with a truck.”
“We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola's version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves's British accent and Gary...”
“Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a g...”
