185 quotes found
“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”
“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”
“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”
“Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.”
“You are only Half Happy unless you love them both equally: Friday & Monday!”
“Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”
“I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!”
“I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly.”
“Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.”
“What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually!”
“Your brain is not only the material inside your cranium, its something to be explored, developed and refined”
“You should stay and keep me company, so I don't get lonely.You don't seem like the type of guy who gets lonely.Is that a compliment or an insult?Analia only shrugged.”
“Cale! Have you had a female in here?Calic laughed carelessly. Depends on when you're referring to.”
“Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.”
“In the days before computers and emails, she explained, people used to write messages on paper and send them to each other using a fax machine. Its sort of like sending a photograph through a telep...”
“Webster said, ''Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do.”
“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.”
“Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around.”
“And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese”
“Am I suggesting that you must feel sorry for divorce lawyers and prepare to pay every penny of their fees? Of course not! You deserve justice, and the lawyer can be lured into delivering said justi...”
