756 quotes found
“... the preacher speaks both the word of tragedy and the word of comedy because they are both of them the truth and because Jesus speaks them both...”
“You are mad!" she snapped, her chest heaving. "And you are a devil!""And you, my dear," Royce imperturbably replied, "are a bitch." With that, heturned to the horrified friar and unhesitatingly ann...”
“...Daisy doesn't even go to his funeral, Nick and Jordan part ways, and Daisy ends up sticking with racist Tom... you can tell Fitzgerald never took the time to look up at clouds during sunset, bec...”
“theres actualy more cells in our brains than there are brains in our entire body”
“Ive never been bothered with my conduct. Ive only been bothered by people that dont get it correct when they gossip about me.”
“Tomorrow looked a lot better yesterday”
“The problem is, these days you have to listen to too many parts of your body. Sometimes I go with my gut feeling, some say go with what your heart says - it's only a matter of time before my append...”
“Comedy writers don't join fraternities.''Don't pigeon hole me, Georgie, I'm infinite.”
“You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?”
“Doing comedy for a living is, in a lot of ways, like a pony and a camel trying to escape from the zoo. Its a ridiculous endeavor and has a low probability of success, but most importantly, it is wa...”
“I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.”
“It faintly irritated him that Zaphod had to impose some ludicrous fantasy on to the scene to make it work for him. All this Margrathea nonsense seemed juvenile. Isn't it enough to see that a garden...”
“Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?”
“[With comedy and wanting to make people laugh,] when you're a child, all you want is ANY kind of laugh. You get them to laugh, and great! - you've succeeded. And then it's "How FAST can I get them ...”
“So...Now that we got that over with, let's get back to love at first sight, Evan said. Not infatuation at first sight...Love. With a capital L, he clarified.Love? Heeb asked, playfully pretending n...”
“I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.”
“You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.”
“Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little."Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me.""Men who are poops demoralize people all the time,...”
“We have had this discussion before. You are my son. I love you. I will always love you. But I also love Nell, and if you give her the chance and stop rejecting her advances, she will take you into ...”
“In the center of the room Sarra the demon hung upside down by one leg, its arms bound behind its back, its suit scuffed-looking. Beneath it, crawling around an intricately scribed circle, a woman w...”
