13 quotes found
“These days every morning begins like a joke you think you have heard before, but there is no one telling it whom you can stop. One day it's about a cow who walks into a bar, then about a man with a...”
“Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious”
“UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.”
“Kell managed an echo of her smile, and [Lila] gasped. "What's that on your face?"The smile vanished. "What?""Never mind," she said, laughing. "It's gone.”
“We end up kissing her for an hour, and her lips are so soft they are almost like a joke.”
“If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.”
“The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.”
“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.”
“It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.”
“What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!”
“I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.”
“If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.”
