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“I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them?”
“The Prince stood beside the timpanist to count his rests for him and see that he came in in the right place. I suppressed all the trumpet passages which were clearly beyond the players' grasp. The ...”
“If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!”
“Secret 3963. It’s only a sucking chest wound if you’re not the shooter.”
“The first rule of improvisation is AGREE. Always agree and SAY YES. When you're improvising, this means you are required to agree with whatever your partner has created. So if we're improvising and...”
“The second rule of improvisation is not only to say yes, but YES, AND. You are supposed to agree and then _add something of your own._ If I start a scene with 'I can't believe it's so hot in here,'...”
“HARV, can you help at all here?” I asked, spinning downward.“I am writing your obituary. Well, not so much writing it as updating it,” HARV told me.If I lived, I was going to kill HARV.”
“HARV appeared in front of me, arms crossed, head tilted. “You really should read your e-mails from Randy more carefully,” he lectured.“I skim them,” I protested.“Well, if you skimmed them more care...”
“Walking into Nova Hollywood, I remembered why I didn’t come here more often. I like a good slice of cheese as much as the next guy, but this place would be too cheesy for a giant mutant rat who had...”
“So, what you’re basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family.”
“People keep making excuses, that’s why everthing happens for a reason.”
“If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.”
“What are you doing?” Nine Eleven asked, noticing Seth trying to look around him. He followed Seth's gaze. “Oh.”He turned back around and handed Seth a wry smile. “So what are you going to do about ...”
“Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.”
“You called the guy you’re supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don’t find that a bit nerdy?”
“In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it’s fight or flight. With Tommy it’s always fright and flight.”
