5 quotes found
“I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.”
“My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.”
“I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.”
“My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.”
“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriends period has become painless for me”
