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“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”
“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There arefour kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, andpraiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slainwhet...”
“Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.”
“The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.”
“When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!”
“Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business”
“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”
“They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.”
“There were no windows in my bedroom, so I had to sit up and read my clock to figure out how angry I should be at my visitor. Eight A.M. I hated whoever woke me up. Had they come an hour earlier, I ...”
“Percy looked at his friends. Im getting tired of this guys shirt.”
“You look angry," he said."You put me on hold.""For a very good reason.""You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold.”
“But marriage is forever.''Oh, not really,' he assured her. 'Only until one of us dies.'Her eyes widened. 'I do not want you to die,' she said.'Perhaps you will go first,' he said, 'though I rather ...”
“Excuse me, she said, her voice tight. But if Id known there was going to be a firearms examination at the end of the kidnapping, by God, I would have studied for it!”
“Gay sex, one. Straight sex, zero”
“Im waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.”
“May I help you?""Mr. Neck-uh-stone-sack please," I replied."Um. You mean Nat?""Yeah. This is Counselor Smallwater's law office. May I speak with Nat?""Well, he's in a class right now. Can I take a ...”
“Jamie gawked at the JLM T-shirt peeking out of Theo's leather jacket and his face glowed. "Yes I-L-Y?”
“Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critters. To these select few it comes natural to mate for life and never look at an...”
“Most of a husbands life is spent in doing research on his wife.”
“I think I exist, therefore I exist. I think.”
