970 quotes found
“If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way with...”
“When we are at peace within our marriage, the effects can be astounding! We will raise happier children, become better employees, and overall find the joy in life.”
“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
“Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
“If I get married, I want to be very married.”
“Aim high, but do not aim so high that you totally miss the target. What really matters is that he will love you, that he will respect you, that he will honor you, that he will be absolutely true to...”
“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, youll become happy; if you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher.”
“No long-term marriage is made easily, and there have been times when I've been so angry or so hurt that I thought my love would never recover. And then, in the midst of near despair, something has ...”
“Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not nec...”
“Almost every sinful action ever committed can be traced back to a selfish motive. It is a trait we hate in other people but justify in ourselves. ”
“Women can accept the fact that a man is a rotter, a swindler, a drug taker, a confirmed liar, and a general swine, without batting an eyelash, and without its impairing their affection for the brut...”
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”
“When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”
“I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
“Patience gives your spouse permission to be human. It understands that everyone fails. When a mistake is made, it chooses to give them more time that they deserve to correct it. It gives you the ab...”
“I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband”
“A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.”
“Sexiness wears thin after awhile and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that is a treat.”
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
