114 quotes found
“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”
“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”
“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”
“A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said."Actually, she wasnt a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel.""...”
“Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.”
“Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsel...”
“It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.”
“Knock him out, Paris!''Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while Im at it?”
“Oh no. Oh God. I couldn't possibly be so stupid.""Don't limit yourself. You can be anything you wish.”
“I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.”
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”
“Promise me youll look after yourself stay out of trouble I always do, Mrs Weasley, said Harry. I like a quiet life, you know me.”
“Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.”
“So this was the rest of his life. It felt like a party to which he'd been invited, but at an address he couldn't actually locate. Someone must be having fun at it, this life of his; only, right at ...”
“Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously fuck you up.”
“His voice, the very sound of rolling eyes.”
“It's Thursday afternoon, and we have sports. These are the choices for the girls: watching an invitational cricket game; studying in one of the classrooms; or watching the senior rugby league. As y...”
“And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.”
“Yes. Yes I am. I am a completely demented misogynist.”
“Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.”
