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“Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.”
“Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.”
“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”
“You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums.”
“I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamies cheek.FUCK, he shouted, wiping it off. What if you killed me! He threw a Skittle at my face. It hit my forehead.Ow!Taste the rainbow bitch.”
“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”
“Excuse me, your attention please. He waited until the whole floor had stopped what it was doing and turned to face him. For a split second his impulse control kicked in, but by then his mouth was f...”
“Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.”
“To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.”
“I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow.”
“Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.”
“I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”
“There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free.Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. H...”
“Whitney Houstons cover of I Will Always Love You was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.”
“Leo, Hazel gasped, I cantmy armsHazel, he said. Do you trust me?No!Me neither, Leo admitted.”
“Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark.”
“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”
“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
“We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”
