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“I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me.""It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.”
“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say."No, wait," says Finnick. "Let's do it together. Put our faces right in front of his."Well, there's so little opportunity for fun left in my life, I agree. We positi...”
“Headline?" he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.”
“Puns are the highest form of literature.”
“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”
“I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse.""I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.""I am your loyal servant and I just did.""Ref...”
“A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.”
“I've had great success being a total idiot. ”
“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes! Dee shrieked. My eyes!”
“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”
“He couldnt just come right out with it, could he? No, that would scare her off. He had to be subtle, build up to it. Explain himself. I love you. Of course, straight to the point was also an effect...”
“Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.”
“Regin the Radiant and Emmaline Troy: 'Alrighty then, have it your way- you're on your own... Now, if you come across a leech, no offense, remember your training.''None taken. And would that be the ...”
“Is there somebody out there? Amy, is that you? her mother called.No. Tell me this isnt happening. Quinn rested his forehead against hers. Has she got a wiretap on you or something? I swear, shes li...”
“Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime.'Die, bastards.'She sighed. It wasn't their fault that they were bastards who should die.”
“I said alone!He nodded in agreement. Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. Its our way.”
“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.”
“I want you to know, chickens arent sexy. Not to me.This was met with silence.Are you there? She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. Cam? Can you hear me?Y...”