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“[I] put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded.”
“All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a ...”
“There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino, who once told me, “Lift your chin, darling, you are not eighteen.” I enjoyed his honesty. Also,...”
“She says, "I'll swear by the rose tattooed on my ass, that old man raped me."Here, the funeral parade stops. At this point, Comrade Snarky is a victim among victims. The rest of us — just her suppo...”
“But that was last year,” I protested as we walked through school on Tuesday, three days beforeHalloween. “I’m serious, you know how people are. They forget about things.”“Oh, really?” Roux said, th...”
“Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15)”
“We do not propose any rules; we offer observations. "No right on red" is a rule. "Driving at high speed toward a brick wall usually ends badly" is an observation.”
“Honor is kind of what you get when you weaponize manners ...”
“If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It’s called a lobotomy.”
“She’s like a cross between an onion and donkey,” Farah said.“Why?” Jason and Connor asked simultaneously.“Cause she’s a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.” Farah laughed.”
“There was a few seconds' pause. Then Amit said: I meant, what were you thinking just now.When? said Lata.When you were looking at Pran and Savita. Over the pudding.Oh.Well, what?I can't remember, s...”
“The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.”
“Kevin", his father began, "I've been thinking about it – I guess I was kind of carried away. It's just that I've waited so long for my old school to make it to the Regionals... I suppose I was livi...”
“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done. —T-SHIRT”
“My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
“I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm you were the quickest.”
“My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world and that's not just my opinion - it's hers.”
“she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.”
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”
“I love mankind it's people I can't stand.”
