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“I wish we could go to the mo”
“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”
“face touchage" "lame-sauce" "Sulky McSulkerton”
“Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?”
“Why had my life suddenly become a Nancy Drew mystery from hell?”
“Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness is sort-circuiting.”
“Mom always liked to say that we hardly ever know the decisions we make that change our lives, mostly because they are little ones. You took this bus instead of that one and ended up meeting your so...”
“I would actually write books totally full of nothing BUT kissing scenes, but apparently people like books to have, like, "plots" or whatever.”
“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed...”
“But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.”
“When someone tells you somebodys been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.But laughing is exactly what I did.”
“I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no dou...”
“Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--”
“Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.”
“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.""Weird for me, weird for her, probably weird for you since you had to give up your swinging bachelor pad.""Mrs. Casnoff let me install my heart-shaped J...”
“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.""Really?" I asked, paging through through the papers in the file. "Can you also see the present? Because I can do that, too. Like, right n...”
“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs woul...”
“It's always going to get better someday. Sometime in the future, things won't be so crazy.”
“That's it. Be yourself. Be Isolde Brannick, and they will have no choice but to adore you," He reached out and took my hand, pressing a kiss to the back of it. I was too stunned to do anything but ...”
“It just seems like overkill when you already have a dagger and I have superpowerful magic at my disposal.Superpowerful?He stood up, a gold chain dangling from his fingers. Let me remind you of two ...”
“I picked up the nearest weapon I could lay my hands on: a stapler. I lifted it, going for menacing. I admit it lacked a certain elegance, but hey. It was worth a shot. David placed his hand on my a...”
“Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry," Archer offered.”
“It occurred to me that my cheek was probably right over his tattoo. Without thinking, I lifted my face and tugged at the neckline of his T-shirt. This time, the stark black-and-gold mark wasn't hid...”
“So hologram means--" I finally said."It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal things I'd like to do with you right now.”
