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“He shook his head in wonder. "You are magnificent.""I keep telling everyone that," she said with a nonchalant shrug, "But you seem to be the only one to believe me.”
“For a long moment the butler sat in silence, his jaw hanging open. I . . . my lord, I simply don't feel qualified to advise you about such matters.Don't tell me that, Saint protested. Tell me wheth...”
“He was still thoughtful. 'Do you think any of us ever really knows anyone?' 'Philosophy, Lord Dryden? And yet it's daylight and everyone is still sober.”
“Roses are wilting, Violets are dead,The sugar bowl is empty,and so is your head.”
“Forgive me for saying so, Your Highness," Clarissa said slowly, "but for one as unaccustomed to good deeds as you, perhaps it would be best if you started with one on a smaller scale. Something lik...”
“so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!!”
“Has that obscenely rich fucker upset you again?”
“There are few things more discomfiting than a spontaneous outburst of genuine decency from someone youre determined to dislike for no good reason.”
“Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious.”
“Jules could have sworn there was a devilish glint in the shopkeepers eye. 'I find today I am in need of a bonnet.'Mr. Postlethwaite was silent. And then his eyes crept toward the marquess's hairlin...”
“You took Theo's title and his home," West continued in appalled disbelief, "and now you want his wife.""His widow," Devon muttered."Have you seduced her?""Not yet."West clapped his hand to his fore...”
“If this is how you feel about a desert, I can't wait until you see your first real tree. Your mind will explode.”
“No, you dont get to touch yourself in my car.Why not? It wasnt a whine, it wasnt. My voice was too deep to whine. It was more of a whoan. Or something. I couldnt think.Three reasons. One, I dont wa...”
“Sionnach smiled in the way of the falsely modest and added, "Forgive me for not standing, but I can't find the energy just yet."the answering heat flare was enough to raise the temperature in the c...”
“The woman at the next table is making eyes at you, Lanie said, whispering conspiratorially.Really? What does she make them out of? Cloth?”
“No," Nathan grumbled. "Like, not piss on him, just all around him." Stuart raised an eyebrow. "Nath, you need to chill. We're in a bar, a busy bar. We can't stop people talking to each other." "I k...”
“I placed my hand on his chest. You dont need to worry about Reece.I know, I know. Hes nothing compared to my magnificence. His fingers stroked mine and his eyes softened. But just out of curiosity,...”
“I am also very proud to be a liberal. Why is that so terrible these days? The liberals were liberatorsthey fought slavery, fought for women to have the right to vote, fought against Hitler, Stalin,...”
“...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit, "I yelled. "I am not in a good mood. My car keeps stalling. The day before y...”
“I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants.”
