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“You look like a hot tamale.”“That’s not really a compliment.”
“What’s with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.”“I suspect I am a hooligan.”
“cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin’ in your house, I’d kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.”
“I’m not going anywhere until you hear me out.”Oh, please no. Anything except having to listen to her lecture. I push the button that calls the”
“You were lookin’ at me like you wanted to kiss me.”I force a laugh. “Yeah, right,” I say sarcastically.“Nobody’s watchin’ if you want to, you know, try it. Not to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert.”
“She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.”
“Don’t try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you.”“I hate you, too.”
“Luis is right there.” I point to the corner of the yard, where my little brother is the centre of attention doing imitations of barnyard animals. I have yet to inform him that talent isn’t as much ...”
“Whoa, who was that?”“Madison Stone,” Kiara mutters.“Introduce me to her.”“Why?”Because I know it’ll annoy the shit out of you.”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.”
“Listen, I didn’t ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents’ DNA, I’ve got them, and I’m not ashamed to use ’em.”
“You’ve got a big ego, Fuentes.”“That’s not all I’ve got.”
“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not Dick. Hell, I’d even settle for being called Chard.”
“Boys don’t gossip.”“Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.”This was a disturbing prospect.”
“Oh.” My dad actually looked sheepish. “It’s one o’clock in the morning and I was going to tell you to shut the monkey up and go to bed. I didn’t realise what was going on in here.”“What’s going on ...”
“Who’s driving the boat?”Over the motor, I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.”
“I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.”
“Labor is a man crowning glory.""Not this man's.""I quote Marx"I raised my hands. The pickaxe handle had been rough."I quote blisters.”
“I’d like to make it clear from the start that I am gay, gay,gay. Like, when I come out of the closet, I’m usually wearingmy sister’s prom dress kind of gay.”
“The preacher released a pent-up breath as he sagged in relief. “Thank God he's gone.” His eyes narrowed at Alexander as he bit out, “Did you know that man had the nerve to lasso me while I was out ...”
