83 quotes found
Cartoonist · American · 1922–2000
American cartoonist (1922–2000)
“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
“Happiness is loving your enemies.”
“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!”
“I'm dying and all I hear are insults!”
“She nibbles her pencil... She's human!”
“I love mankind it's people I can't stand.”
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
“Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be h...”
“That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....”
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.”
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.”
“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”
“In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.”
“Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice...”
“Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?""I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!”
“Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared...""What did you wan...”
“I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be ...”
“What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?”
“If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”
“Just remember, when youre over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”
“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”