“Its one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.”

“Show a little faith in someone when they need it. Its amazing how it comes back around to you.”

“Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Erics Law of Lunch henceforth.”

“I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.”

“I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.Im a vampire. Were allowed to do that. Its in all the brochures.”

“...the whole 'know thyself' thing isnt a journey to a fixed destination. Learning about myself changes me, forcing me to learn more. 'Know thyself' isnt a goal; its a road.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”

“Perhaps priest and magician were once one, but the priest, learning humility in the face of God, discarded the spell for prayer.”

“No one gets away with committting murder on the premises.""No exceptions?" she asked.His smile was as cold as his eyes. "One exception.""You," she said."Me."She took a short, tight breath."But you ...”

“This is the man who thinks too much, who stands back from his life and never lives it. He is caught in a web of pros and cons about his decisions and lost in a labyrinth of reflective meanderings f...”