756 quotes found
“JACKYou're quite perfect, Miss Fairfax.GWENDOLENOh! I hope I am not that. It would leave no room for developments, and I intend to develop in many directions.”
“He said he wouldnt stay, as he didnt care much for the smell of the paint, and fell over the scraper as he went out. Must get the scraper removed, or else I shall get into a scrape. I dont often ma...”
“heres why I take comedies seriously: they present and celebrate the world in which we survive our own and others mistakes, follies, transgressions, and deep sins. However lightly, dimly, or bleakly...”
“I watched 60 Minutes...and they showed this woman, she's in every kind of..thing like that. 'This woman', they say, 'she lost her first four children--died from malnutrition--and, now, she's afraid...”
“Is your name even David?' I asked as I yanked my panties back on.'Is yours Melanie?' he inquired, buttoning his jeans.'I asked first,' I countered, wondering for the umpteenth time why being an idi...”
“Your full of yourself.""Duhh... genetics man.”
“Laughter and enjoyment is the key to Entertainment.”
“Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.”
“Outwardly, I hope, I wear my usual mask of detachment, even irony, for there has never been a situation,however dire, even this one, that did not strike me as containing at least some element of th...”
“I am a playwright who does not write comedies, or tragedies.”
“Why is it that drama always starts late? Whereas comedy always seems to have started already.”
“At times like these, size really does matter," I point out, at I extend my ginormous umbrella over her in a way that stops any rain droplets from falling on her.My Best Valentine's Day Ever, A Shor...”
“You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells.”
“And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll"-Kaname Kuran"I DONT WANT IT!"-Zero Kiryu"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"-Juri Elizabeth Marin”
“I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.”
“He immediately went down with a thud and I was pretty certain most of the furniture in the room jumped when he landed.”
“Its like George always says: being in a rock n roll band is very sexy, even when youre only the keyboard player and your idea of the perfect Saturday night actually amounts to a bubble bath, a Rich...”
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes.”
“My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.”
“There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.”
