218 quotes found
“We didn't, after all, sing "Another One Bites The Dust" as the coffin was carried out; Hazel and the vicar had settled instead on the more traditional "How Great Thou Art". And Aunty Rose's old adv...”
“For all the awkward girls that think theyre alone.Youre not.”
“Trina stared into her open kitchen cabinets. She was two and a half days into her pre-date-night ritual fast, and she was about to crack. Technically, she wasnt going out on a date Saturday night, ...”
“.....if hes not man enough to stand up to your father, and take the crap he has to dish out, then hes not good enough to be with you.”
“Look, this isn't about the ring or when I ever made a hamburger, which, for your information, was my senior year of college.""Right, when you almost caught our kitchen on fire.""And you dated one o...”
“If you want the extra-ordinary, you've got to be willing to forsake the ordinary' - Annie Grimes in Mr Alhourani's Dead Man's Spots”
“Gideon laughed. "I like to be direct.""Okay," I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, inserutable and generally send mixed messages." "I doubt it.""Human interaction is not my strong point,"...”
“My work has often been described as chick lit and for the most part the term doesnt bother me. I think it simply signals to readers that the book is about women, written for women (although many me...”
“They radiated that orgasm-free lifestyle so unique and universal among Seabrook women.”
“Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.”
“Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.”
“Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.”
“You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name...”
“Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isnt even close to healthy.”
“Theres a saying, isnt there, that when youve had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex?”
“There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas ...”
“She might've previously veered off track and landed straight into chick lit land, but how many chick lits had the main character recognize how unpredictable life is and then apologize to those she ...”
“For crying out loud, absurd things can happen, none of us is spared. He reached out and gave her a soft pat on the back. So screw it, lovey. Enjoy every second youve got and stop moping around. - I...”
“I knew it, she snapped. Youre no different from all men. Youre just another jerk pretending to be single! I didnt wanna wrap a lie into a Christmas present anyway.”
“When blondes have more fun, do they know it?”
