218 quotes found
“Two must rule together, one for the night and one for the day. this is the way it has always been done.”
“Looks like my superpowers dont come with automatic manicures, thank heaven. I hate long nails.”
“Between dainty bites, she told Amie, 'Oh, you simply are as darling a creature as Henry described! I had no idea of your being so grown up! Henry, she is positively frazzleging!' Amie deepened her ...”
“I am the Merlin, bane of the Vale, terror of the four lands. I am chaos and shadows, the last of my people.”
“Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia”
“...he's just so out-of-this-world. They don't make them like that anymore.”
“Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship.”
“If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU!”
“Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.”
“I linger too long in his embrace; the night is so warm, the rocking of the boat so lulling, I have to stop myself from swaying to the music. Daniel smells really gooda masculine cocktail of saltwat...”
“I think you can fall in love many times, and it depends on what stage you are in your life. Your soulmate requirements or deal-breakers change with you.”
“Look at this, Grace," Peg's e-mail said. "He's entrancing those people. I just realized. Taking them out of themselves. Ty is sort of like a medicine man. A shaman. P.S. Have you called him?”
“Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.”
“Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.”
“Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.”
“If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?”
“Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.”
“What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?”
“You don't know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach.”
“You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.”
