18 quotes found
“Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?”
“Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isnt even close to healthy.”
“Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.”
“Thats all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?”
“That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?”
“One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus”
“Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.”
“In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?”
“You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name...”
“What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that wont quit? Think about the primary function of an assId think thats the sort of thing you might want to quit.”
“Just because hes a guy doesnt mean he and I cant be just friends. And just because you dont have to insert batteries into him doesnt mean you cant be more.”
“My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?”
“Hes so outta my league, were not even playing the same sport Hes professional soccer in Europe and Im intramural badminton in the States.”
“Oh. It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning none of which merely meant oh.”
“What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.”
“Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.”
“Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.”
“He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.”
