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“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”
“But I dont think Ive ever known such a natural at Potions! said Slughorn. Instinctive, you know like his mother! Ive only ever taught a few with this kind of ability, I can tell you that, Sybill ...”
“Step up to red alert."Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf”
“Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.”
“You may look normal like everyone else, but you're not. Not on the inside.”
“This won't look so good in my obituary," Schaffer said dolefully. There was a perceptible edge of strain under the lightly-spoken words."Gave his life for his country in a ladies' lavatory in Upper...”
“Well, what was I to do? For the well-bred gentleman there was clearly only one recourse. I fucked him.”
“Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.”
“Cal: Yesterday I was stuck in a car with you for eight hours. Bastard. I didnt even sing along with the radio. Much.Me: Yeah. And? Cal: Something happened.Me: If youre referring to my driving skill...”
“Highland werewolves had a reputation for doing atrocious and highly unwarranted *things*, like wearing smoking jackets to the dinner table.”
“Sometimes I feel better around you. I kind of like your face' -Nick”
“The waitress scuttles away, and I make a shooing motion at the old couple whore still glaring. Dont you have something to better to work on? I hiss. Like golfing or eating prunes or dying? The old ...”
“Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.”
“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”
“If they projected the fact that they are dangerous any harder, there would be little puddles of "danger" on the floor around them. Look, it's "danger", don't step in it!”
“I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.”
“CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?”
“We're on a mission from Glod.”
“I'm not tired. I'm just checking my eyelids for holes. It could take a while”
“This was after stew. But then, so is everything. When the first man crawled out of the slime and went to make his home on land, what he had for dinner that night was stew.”
