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“Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.”
“CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?”
“CUSTOMER:If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?”
“CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?”
“CUSTOMER: I dont know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?”
“CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?”
“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.”
“CUSTOMER: Im always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why youre buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.”
“CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, werent they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a Caravan.... If it was Five Go Down To a Crack House it might be a bit more ex...”
“CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.”
“CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a Caravan.... If it was Five Go Down To a Crack House it might be a bit more e...”