“Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.”

“I dont need words, I just need you to come back. - Taryn”

“And Im stubborn, if you want absolute obedience, get a Labrador.”

“I don’t need words, I just need you to come back.” - Taryn”

“And I’m stubborn, if you want absolute obedience, get a Labrador.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”