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“China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. "Because I'm a skeleton" he explained.”
“If only the hat had mentioned a house for people who felt a bit queasy, that would have been the one for him.”
“Would I serve you or (Prince) Jon stolen goods? he asked. "No, don't answer me.”
“Getting to a higher spiritual level is like increasing your credit score. You get a lot more points for sinning and repenting than if you have no credit history at all.”
“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”
“England once there lived a bigAnd wonderfully clever pig.To everybody it was plainThat Piggy had a massive brain.He worked out sums inside his head,There was no book he hadn't read.He knew what mad...”
“Get back in my cot, girl," said Gilsa. "You're sickly."No, I'm not," said Ani.Oh, no? Well, maybe stubbornness is a sickness, did you ever think of that?”
“my sword reappeared in my pocket.yeah,great timing.now i could attack the walls all i wanted.my cell had no bar,no window,not even a door”
“Beppu (n.)The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.”
“The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock.”
“never say never. whoops - said it twice”
“Gabriel shuffled around the trunk again, searching for faux arrowsarrows designed to injure but not kill. All these arrows are sharpand have blood on them.Yes, well, I left my cotton candy arrows a...”
“Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets.”
“Would you please just talk to me? Please?" Sally's voice was beginning to take on a high-pitched whine."Oh, good grief. For the love of healthy ears everywhere, quit your belly aching," Jen snapped...”
“Euthanasia" is an excellent and comforting word! I am grateful to whoever invented it.”
“Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.”
“It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily along at your side, holding your hand, and smiling sweetly ...”
“If I wanted you to understand, I would explain it better.”
“He was silent for a moment, staring out the window into the rain; I imagined he was contemplating the fact that his family's presence was turning the locals into giant dogs.”
“Merry Christmas!”
