11 quotes found
“I would love to slap you right now, but Im currently wielding a nine pound ball and Im afraid that would be called murder.”
“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.”
“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Clubs computer to look up my appointments - "Whoa, I think you overestimate me, shitlord. Last time I checked all I did was be in the wrong place at the ...”
“The waitress scuttles away, and I make a shooing motion at the old couple whore still glaring. Dont you have something to better to work on? I hiss. Like golfing or eating prunes or dying? The old ...”
“Hairy monkeyballs! I hiss. Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes! A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swe...”
“Youre seventeen! Why do I have to keep reminding you of that? There are soooo many women you havent even met yet! Dont act like youre tired of the puss-puss, no guy is ever tired of the puss-puss.”
“I leave her to chemically combust and find Wren in the student council office, filling out extremely interesting paperwork. Hes buried behind piles of the stuff. I can barely see tufts of his blond...”
“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments - "“Whoa, I think you overestimate me, shitlord. Last time I checked all I did was be in the wrong place at th...”
“The waitress scuttles away, and I make a shooing motion at the old couple who’re still glaring. “Don’t you have something to better to work on?” I hiss. “Like golfing or eating prunes or dying?” Th...”
“Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!” A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.“I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating...”
“You’re seventeen! Why do I have to keep reminding you of that? There are soooo many women you haven’t even met yet! Don’t act like you’re tired of the puss-puss, no guy is ever tired of the puss-puss.”
