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“Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, andoh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.”
“These things sneak up on him for no reason, these flashes of irrational happiness. It's probably a vitamin deficiency.”
“Soul: As a cool guy, I'm used to seeing naked women.Blair: That explains the nosebleed”
“I, being born a woman and distressedBy all the needs and notions of my kind,Am urged by your propinquity to findYour person fair, and feel a certain zestTo bear your body's weight upon my breast;So...”
“Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?”
“A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.”
“I mean to say, really, I am near to developing a neurosis - is there anyone around who doesn't want to study or kill me?"Floote raised a tentative hand."Ah, yes, thank you, Floote.""There is also M...”
“You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll" - Rok”
“Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share...”
“Sadly, I hate foreigners. And Americans. And animals. And flora, and some fauna. Also the magma that is the very core of this our mother earth. I'm full o' hate!”
“I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'sir' on to every sentence. The two things don't go together.”
“I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by open...”
“A politician is someone who promises a bridge even when there's no water”
“Im currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless”
“It was absolutely necessary to interrupt him now. ”
“Well I won't argue about the matter. You always want to argue about things.That is exactly what things were originally made for.”
“I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear."Maybe he's got one... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage.”
“Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice.”
“That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye”
“One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence. ”
