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“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”
“Is that it?No. Thats a wall.It could be disguised.Youre not very good at looking for things, are you?Im good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.”
“We can do this the easy way,' Oblivious snarled. 'Or the hard way.''What's the easy way?''You leave immediately.''And what's the hard way?''We make you leave.'Skulduggery's head tilted. 'What was t...”
“Leave any problem alone for long enough and it will solve itself.”
“Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?"The woman only bestowed a serene smile on me. "We are as the Goddess requires.""The Goddess requires you to be nak...”
“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.”
“The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.”
“Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.Pippin: But what about breakfast?Aragorn: You've already had it.Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?[Aragorn stares at him,...”
“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.”
“I know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.I get it, Swopes. Hes not the kind of man you take home to meet yourstepmom. I rethought that. Wait...”
“First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.”
“Memang sulit menulis puisi. Dan untuk apa mempersulit diri sendiri.”
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.''I love you.''That doesn't make me any older. Stand up.''Not until you say yes.''You'r...”
“.Nik has obviously spoken to Nat about my candy preferences.Written in raspberry bullets is Im sorry.Written in green apple jellybeans is I miss you.Written in cherry jellybeans is I love you.My he...”
“Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed”
“Don't look back!" "Why not?" "Because I just did! Run faster!”
“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”
“Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.”
“Each time I see the Upside-Down ManStanding in the water,I look at him and start to laugh,Although I shouldn't oughtter.For maybe in another worldAnother timeAnother town,Maybe HE is right side upA...”
“Seduction is merely encouraging a man to do something he already wants to do.”
