“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.”

“You realise youre going to owe me dinner after this, right?How does McDonalds sound?Inadequate.”

“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?What do you think?Then Im not going to let you go.”

“Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. Youre a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now ...”

“You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”“How does McDonald’s sound?”“Inadequate.”

“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”“What do you think?”“Then I’m not going to let you go.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“Every great love starts with a great story...”

“I knew, in the silence that followed, that anything could happen here. It might be too late: again, I might have missed my chance. But I would at least know I tried, that I took my heart and extend...”

“You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.”