756 quotes found
“Poetry is only the highest eloquence of passion, the most vivid form of expression that can be given to our conception of anything, whether pleasurable or painful, mean or dignified, delightful or ...”
“Family is not a career. Its why you have a career. If you cant be there for the big moments, then why are you doing it?”
“MmmmmmI like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it”
“I want a baby of my very own one day, but it seems that my being male is a BIIIIT of a problem.”
“Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him for all the cheese he's got, drive him out of the cheese-making busines...”
“What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment opportunity'. What kind of creature wants to live in an 'investme...”
“With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal scraping his left cheek and of course two "wag" slags in tow trussed up like French Poodl...”
“Don Pedro - (...)'In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke.'Benedick - The savage bull may, but if ever the sensible Benedick bear it, pluck off the bull's horns and set them in my forehead, and ...”
“What every girl should know: Your vagina is disgusting. It smells like the underside of a kangaroo pouch and he doesn't want to touch you because of the grossness. But thankfully, NEW brand douche,...”
“Detective Inspector Eccles sighed. He may ordinarily have met his sigh with the question of why the newly appointed Superintendent Dickinson was turning up to this late hour crime scene, he may als...”
“I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.”
“Why didn't you talk about whether women are funny or not?I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn't. It would be...”
“Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and impressionable, I think I infected them with my pun virus. They grew t...”
“I think you're a shit, said Keith sharply. I think much of what youve done this season is shit and I think what you've put everyone involved with this club through is shit. Hows that?”
“Well we certainly don't want to see that kind of thing, admonished Jeff Stelling. Did it calm down?No, shouted Kamara. It got worse. The police were just getting involved when the chairman was hit ...”
“Oh really? said Mayes raising a mocking eyebrow which put Rob in mind of a poor mans Roger Moore. And what on earth makes you think that you of all people would be allowed anywhere near our board m...”
“Jane turned and looked at Rob who was still staring into space with a crazed look on his face. Are you listening to this? she said as she thumped him on the arm. Rob turned to her and broke into a ...”
“A game? Rob spluttered. A bloody game? He turned to face his father. This is your bloody fault! Im living your bloody karma!”
“Two hours later, a noise resembling a hippo rolling along a corrugated iron roof shook Jane from her doze and Rob bursts through the living room door.”
“People often say to me: Oy! Get out of my garden.”
