756 quotes found
“You know," Kavita begins, "I think I can pick out my own furniture. I am an artist after all. I do have some taste.""No you don't." Nick plainly states. "No man has taste. Besides, I didn't pick it...”
“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster."With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.”
“Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing”
“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”
“Gabrielle chuckled, her dark eyes twinkling. So hes been after you, has he? Poor Etta, pursued by a sun priest offering to pleasure Every nook and cranny, Marietta interrupted dryly and Gabrielle t...”
“My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic cl...”
“Oh, I forgot to tell you the rest of ithes a widower now, so they can ride off together into the sunset, their wedding rings glinting.”
“This is my heart on CRACK." Robin when she sees Creek”
“You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.”
“Miss Butterworth and the Mad Baron, Sebastian said approvingly. Excellent choice.You have read this? Alexei asked.Its not as good as Miss Davenport and the Dark Marquis, of course, but worlds bette...”
“I noticed Xander had subtly adjusted his posture. He slouched slightly to the side, let his head hang, and then looked up through his bangs to gaze at something in the middle distance. Uber James D...”
“Having somebody help you doesn't mean that you have failed. It just means that you're not in it alone”
“As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it.”
“The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didnt even check for traffic. There wasnt any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.”
“There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.”
“If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.”
“If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten”
“It's far too easy to forget, miss or not appreciate the tiny things a partner does for you every single day. But should you wait until it's over or they've gone to whisper (I love you) just one mor...”
