9 quotes found
“I'm online, therefore I am.”
“I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.”
“Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?”
“My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.”
“As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.”
“Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him for all the cheese he's got, drive him out of the cheese-making busines...”
“What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment opportunity'. What kind of creature wants to live in an 'investme...”
“My grandad always said, "You should never judge a book by its cover." And it's for that reason that he lost his job as chair of the British Book Cover Awards panel.”
“I thought it would be a funny concept to publish a book about stand-up comedy with Faber, the poetry publisher, and to apply to stand-up the same sort of weight of annotation that you would to a cl...”
