1,564 quotes found
“my heart has more rooms in it than a whore house”
“A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.”
“Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'"I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after." Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've g...”
“When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed”
“Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.”
“Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or ...”
“I am who I am and that's who I am”
“Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--”
“Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here too after all the absurd things you've done since you left home.”
“Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?”
“Why do boys say someone acts like a girl as if it were an insult?”
“Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music.”
“Dont take this the wrong way, but you smell like Magnus.”
“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.”
“Of course Ive gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? Its boring and no one listens to you! Russ Cargill”
“Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something. ”
“Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.”
“She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous....”
“Armageddon was yesterday, today we have a serious problem.”
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”
