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“And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.”
“Oh shit did you just dis the feminine genderI'll pummel your ass then stick you in a blenderYou think I like Tori and Ani so I can't rhymeBut I got flow like Ghostbusters got slimeObjectify women a...”
“When did you get so smart?"He tapped his forehead. "Brain transplant. They put in a whale's. I'm passing all my classes with my eyes closed now, but I just can't get over this craving for krill." H...”
“Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”
“The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.”
“Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense."Giles: Well, actually, that would be one of the five.”
“It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button. ”
“Is he all scarred now?Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.”
“If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.”
“Life, said Marvin dolefully, loathe it or ignore it, you cant like it.”
“I got swirling eyes and the capacity to shatter windows with my bare voice. Tod got teleportation and invisibility. The supernatural world is so far from fair.”
“I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.”
“Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.”
“Why are you so weird?""Because my weird has to be able to cancel out your weird, Lady Cross-stitch.""At least what I do is considered an art form.""Yes, in ye olde medieal Europse you would've been...”
“Stairway to Hell or Yellow Brick Road? Why don't you give your Magic 8 Ball a shake and see if it's ready to play again.”
“The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one.' His finger jabbed the glass. 'That one's a bit ugly.”
“I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.”
“Oh, China. How I have missed you.''And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.”
“I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.''My accent?''It is quite silly.''So you can't understand me?''Not a word.''Then how did you understand that?''I didn't.'...”
