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“My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.”
“I have no objection to anyones sex life as long as they dont practice it in the street and frighten the horses.”
“I dont have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. Theyre upstairs in my socks.”
“There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.”
“What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”
“I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,"Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum”
“People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.”
“After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt?”
“Revenge may be wicked, but its natural.”
“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
“Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west."The sun rises in the east, dickhead."Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're ...”
“Most men are not wicked... They are sleep-walkers, not evil evildoers.”
“Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance at least. You could lie there thinking: Well, at least I'm not dead.”
“I said breathe. Not do a fish-out of-water imitation.”
“Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.”
“I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily.Ezra smiled. "Can I come?”
“I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.'Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.'I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed.What, you think i actually l...”
“The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions”
“Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.Cordelia: I stand corrected.Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.”
“Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.”
