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“Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.”
“Our relationship had been doomed form the start, because it was based on grief, and unlike love, grief eventually passed.”
“Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'"I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after." Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've g...”
“He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?""Nope!""Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me.”
“Secret to what?""Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his hands--"blessed silence.”
“So you want me to track down a supernaturally fast sniper who can disappear into thin air, retrieve your maps, and do it so nobody finds out what I'm doing or why?''Exactly.'I sighed. 'I'll get the...”
“Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons whod fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. A...”
