20 quotes found
“Yo Mamas so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
“Yo Mamas so old, her memory is in black and white.”
“Yo Mamas so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
“Yo Mamas so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”
“Yo Mamas so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!”
“Yo Mamas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, Sorry, no professionals.”
“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”
“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”
“Whats the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.”
“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”
“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”
“Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”
“Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
“What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.”
