6 quotes found
“Yo Mamas so old, her memory is in black and white.”
“Yo Mamas so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
“Yo Mamas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, Sorry, no professionals.”
“Yo Mamas so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
“Yo Mamas so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”
“Yo Mamas so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!”
