35 quotes found
“Humour sustains us during failure; more so after success, when we're prone to fail that much more, daring abyss, pumped up with success.”
“I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free.”
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.”
“I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.”
“Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.”
“Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.”
“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult, I say and take a big gulp from the can. With his back to me, he says, Trust me, I would never dream of insulting you...”
“Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!”
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.”
“Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. Lets hurry up and pay before she-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-sees something shiny and we lose her again.”
“Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. You're just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don't think any woman wil...”
“I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone”
“Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are? By his words youd think he was giving me a choice. Like I could say,no deal, honey bunch, Im off to shout your secret f...”
“I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again?”
“I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.”
“Play and be happy.”
“I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.”
“The neck in front of her came up. The head swivelled 180 degrees and the horse looked at Kin with bright insectile eyes.'YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,' it said inside Kin's head.'Hell!''THOSE ARE NOT ME...”
“Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.”
“Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.”
