“Yo Mamas so old, her memory is in black and white.”

“Yo Mamas so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”

“Yo Mamas so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”

“Yo Mamas so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!”

“Yo Mamas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, Sorry, no professionals.”

“Yo Mamas so old, her memory is in black and white.”

“Yo Mamas so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”

“Yo Mamas so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake and recall all idiots, criminals, haters, terrorists and...”

“Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.”

“Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh, no! She's up.”